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We had loads of great jokes entered into the draw to win a £10 Argos gift voucher. Read our winning joke and some of our other favourites here.

Winning joke 


Question

What's white and goes up?

Answer

A confused snowflake 

Our other favourite jokes...

 

Question

A boy goes to the doctor and says "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains."

Answer

The  doctor says "well pull yourself together man." 

Question

What did the big candle say to the little candle?

Answer

I'm going out tonight  

And a few more...

 

Question

Knock, knock, who's there.....

Answer

Little man that can't reach the door bell!

Question

Knock knock, who's there?

Answer

Atch! Atch who? I'm sorry I didn't know you had a cold! 

Joke of the Day

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?

Because his class was so bright!

Cool Stuff

Win one of five memory sticks - enter our competition...

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